Funny Paragliding Wing names
1. Babyboom from GIN (Must be a real big hit, from the fifties!)
2. BABOO by Niviuk (I think they forgot the ‘N’ at the end, would be popular in Pringle Bay)
3. BAT-BITCH by Paradelta (Think they meant to put a ‘D” instead of the ‘T’ in BAT, un-rated wing).
4. BETA Advance (I can just see the pilots being the beta testers on this one)
5. BIG-BANG by Paradelta (Incredible recovery time on this wing…)
6. BIRDY by Vts (Vts? no wonder no-one has heard of them, its a wing, not a birdy….num num…)
7. BOMBER Paradelta (excellent glide ratio on this one or from the 2nd world war.)
8. BOOMERANG by Gin (great another confused lot, maybe too much Gin)
9. BOOZZ by BioAir (I think that would be a OPC hit, drink while you fly).
10. BORDERLINE by Wings-o-C (Great wing, perfect for the seasoned pilot or flying in dodgy conditions, DHV1?)
11. BUZZ by Ozone (New paramotoring wing?)
12. CUT by ProDesign (Stay away from my wing with those scissors man!)
13. DINGO by FreeX (For ding-bats or isiDINGO for drama)
14. DUCK by Aerotec (The flying duck, or duck!, whatever it is, its sucks)
15. ELF by Dudek (For the little guys)
16. FAT WILLIE by Airea (Great ego booster).
17. MADNESS by Skyjam (Anyone willing to try fly this wing? No?)
18. Magus by Mac Para (Sounds too much like Scottish Hagus, or Maggot)
19. MONSTER by Firebird (Hot wing, used to Tandom mother-inlaws)
20. OUTLAW by FlyingPl. (Custom designed for rogue pilots)
21. PAWNEE by Itv (Pilot has bad tendencies or addiction to smut)
22. ROCKET by BioAir (Fantastic thermal characteristics?)
23. RUMOUR by Airman (Its a rumour, the wing did not appear anywhere)
24. RUNNER by FreeStyle (Dont bother flying, this one is for take-off only)
25. SATANIS by Barboux (For evil people albeit)
26. STAIRWAY by Indep. (To heaven? great! DHV4)
27. TARGET by ProDesign (Stop flying into me!)
28. TEA-FOR-TWO by Kim. (Tea party in the sky anyone?)
29. UFO by Shama (Its a paraglider right?)
30. UNO by Firebird (U - NO - I should’nt have taken off!)
31. XP by Niviuk (Nothing like Windows XP right?, just crashes intermittently requiring regular upgrades)
32. X-RAY by Nova (Not something I want to think about when flying)